Dave Krasinski – ???
When Dave is here, he always gives 110% of his abilities to his work. That only counts for about 8% of actual work completed, but at least he's trying. Not one to be considered a slacker, Dave can frequently be found searching for left-handed screwdrivers in the basement under Backpeddling. It should also be mentioned, our shop doesn't have a basement. So there's that.
Dalton McIntyre – Sales
Legend has it, Dalton was born under the sign of the were-hedgehog. While this does nothing outwardly harmful to him or his fellow woodland creatures, the old saying still stands true: Dalton is as helpful around here as a hedgehog on a bicycle. And that can't be made any clearer.